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Comment by Tripatini on April 1, 2011 at 5:08pm

Happy April Fool's, everyone! Check out our pair of satirical posts in today's Tripatini blog:

  -Spirit Airlines Fees Again Break New Ground

  -Iceland to Relocate to Spain's Costa del Sol

 

Comment by Wendy Capra on January 7, 2011 at 4:09pm

Something I got a chuckle from in the paper today!

Comment by Max Pesling on October 9, 2010 at 10:58pm

Just heard a great story on NPR today about how Brit comedian George Egg (yup, that's his real name) cooks his meals away from home using standard hotel room amenities: coffeemaker, iron, even, believe it or not, the Gideon Bible. I think you foodies will get a real kick out of the video. Bon appétit!

Comment by Maureen Blevins on September 22, 2010 at 12:26pm

That'll be next.

Comment by David Lawrence on September 22, 2010 at 9:32am

Hope everyone reads this, Forrest. Wild story. Only thing they didn't do is start yanking your teeth.

Comment by Forrest Walker on September 22, 2010 at 3:13am

I just returned from Nepal. I will never complain about TSA again, well maybe not here is a description of the equivalent in Nepal.

Nepalese security makes TSA look really lame. When you enter the airport in Kathmandu, before you even check in, your checked baggage is sent thru an x-ray machine, your carry on is searched, and then men and women are sent to different lines for a serious pat-down. Then you go to the counter for your boarding pass and to check your bags. The bags are x-rayed again. You proceed to a pre-boarding waiting area with restaurants, duty free and slot machines. Before you can get into that area, your carry on is checked, again, and you are patted down, again. These are not light pat downs. These guys have a fetish.
Then, when your flight is called, they get serious. I stood in line behind an older gentleman from Chile. He was traveling with a group of Chileans. We had chosen the most gung-ho checker in the history of flight security. He made the Chilean empty his carry-on knapsack. He then proceeded to open the toiletries bags and do things like sniff the deodorant and the cologne. Then he reached a clearly labeled plastic bottle with a white cream inside, he asked the man “What is this?”
“Face cream” said the man.
“Put some on” said the guard.
He squeezed a glob on his palm and rubbed it onto his face. This pleased the security guard. He went back to work. He pulled out a bag of nuts.
“What are these? He asked.
The Chilean, by now a bit flabbergasted, and almost late for his flight to Paris, replied like the General in charge of the 101st at Bastogne, NUTS!
The guard opened the baggies and took a few out, handed them to the man and said “Eat these”.
The Chilean was a well behaved man and obviously well travelled. He knew better than to argue, and munched down. I truly doubt they were hashish made to look like nuts. If they were, this old man had a great fight to Paris!
They went back and forth for a few more minutes. I was in no hurry and had nothing to hide so I just watched. When the guard escorted the man to the next pat-down, I stepped up to the table and completely emptied my bag. Laptop, laptop battery, camera, video camera, extra batteries, various electrical chords and chargers, a couple of pens, a pad of paper, and my sunglasses. Yeah, I travel light, ok? I took absolutely everything out of individual cases, even my sunglasses. The only thing I thought would be confiscated was the tiniest pair of scissors ever made, so I put them over on the side away from my passable items.
First he picked up my knapsack and felt every seam and inspected every side pocket.
Then he picked up my lap top battery which resembles a pipe-bomb.
“What is this?”
He watched as I attached it to my laptop.
“See, battery, makes laptop go zoom zoom”
He inspected all my other electronics like a cave man would inspect a mirror. Then he spotted my tiny little scissors.
“Ahhh, this no good. This no go” he said with a triumphant air.
“OK” I said. “No good, no go” and he was done. He had won. He had found something.
I carefully packed up my bag. Then I looked over at the woman’s line. The Chilean women were getting agitated at the guards inspecting their toiletries and showing it. I saw my wife. Sure enough; they found her diabetes medicines and syringes. Oh Boy, this should be good. She carries a letter from her doctor about the medicines, and she never carries on more than she should need for a flight. She handed the letter to the inspector. The inspector had to go get a supervisor. I was all ready to intervene, but the inspector came over and poked his fingers with the needles (really a dumb move if you ask me) and then let her go.
We went to the boarding area. Before we got on the bus that takes you across the tarmac to the plane, you guessed it, one more pat down.

Comment by David Lawrence on July 28, 2010 at 9:52am

Cows are probably ticked off because dad was hauled off to a bullring.

Comment by Sam Scribe on July 28, 2010 at 8:59am

Great comments, Forrest. You should do it.

Meanwhile, this just in:

"British tourists have reportedly been warned to avoid a group of aggressive mountain cows who have attacked ramblers in the Pyrenees."

Comment by Forrest Walker on July 21, 2010 at 10:12am

As I am travelling about the world, currently SE Asia,I try to stay in touch with friends thru emails and my blog. May of my friends use FaceBook and criticize me for not having a FaceBook account. I think I am alone in that category, except for maybe the Pope. Nah, I'll be he has one as well.

Why don't I have one. Because not only is it invasive, used for unscrupulous invasions of privacy, but it is so so damn lame.
Facebook is to blogging, or even email, as golf is to the NBA. It has decimated writing styles so much I can't stand it.
Following are some "Samples" and replies I would send if the messages were sent to me.
"just went swimming, feel so good"
Masterbate, feels better.
"Going out to dinner tonight with an old chum"
Great, try not to get drunk and kill anyone else on the road while you are texting us all what you had for dinner.
"My mother turns 60 today!"
Interesting, you are what? 47?
"I just got a new puppy"
Feed it high protein food and sell it to a Vietnamese restaurant in 6 months.

Get it now? See why I am not on FaceBonk?

Comment by Lyn Edwin Cathey on July 21, 2010 at 9:47am

Ripped straight from today's headlines...shocking but true...sort of...a major cruise line's private island was inadvertently sucked up by some overly zealous Eco-Do-Gooders...check it out. http://www.tripfinder.com/newweb/blog/2010/07/cruise-island-sucked-up/

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